Friday, January 11, 2008

dear hormones

Dearest Hormones,

I am writing this letter in a request for a small favor from you. In exchange for this favor, I hereby grant you free range over me. In fact, I invite you to invade my body and do as you please. Feel free to bless me with acne, bloat, headaches, exhaustion, sore breasts, hunger, nausea or all of the above. You have my permission to make me feel weepy, cranky, tired and fat. You can stick my face in the toilet and I will not complain.

All I ask from you is growth. Can you give me a double? Or if you really want to show off, go for a triple!!

I appreciate your cooperation.

Yours Truly,
MrsABC

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